I just fought my first [insert critter here]!

What are some of your memorable first-time experiences with classic D&D monsters?

I hopped in on a friend's game tonight, after a rather depressing day. While the rest of the group went through some Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser-esque misadventures in a city of Dwarves, I rolled up my character, 6th level.

Str 7
Dex 13
Con 6
Int 11
Wis 14
Cha 17

My big trick is, as a rogue/sorcerer, invisibility, true strike, sneak attack, which almost makes up for my abysmal Strength. I mean, I've got a +15 Bluff check and +18 Diplomacy, but my AC is 11, and my only magic item is a wand that can cast invisibility once per day.

We were trying to track down a thieve's guild in this city, and having crappy luck. There are two guilds, the Clan of the Rat and the Clan of the Wolf, and we needed to find the Clan of the Wolf and try to figure out why a bunch of bugbear-ish critters called Crags were trying to kill their leader. Our attempts to find the guild were going badly, and in the evening as we were heading back to our inn, we heard a woman screaming from down an alley. We run down the alley to help, and find that it's a dead end, with two thugs picking on a young lady.

Two rounds of combat later, I fire my first shot, getting a nat 20 and a critical hit, landing an arrow square in the back of the lady, who was of course a thief luring us into this ambush. I roll 3d6-6 for my arrow damage, +2d6 for sneak attack, dealing 11 points of damage. The lady is unfazed, as are the thugs, who have been getting beaten on quite a bit, but look no worse for wear.

It's about this time that more thieves begin to come up out of a manhole in the back of the alley, and three come from the street to block our exit. Realizing we're outnumbered, I turn invisible, our foreigner monk sprints and leaps over the thieves blocking the way, and the barbarian tries to force her way through them. Both I and the barbarian end up getting tripped, and I get hit for 13 points of damage (dropping me to 2).

The monk grabs one of the thieves blocking the way and throws him bodily at another, and I'm starting to scramble free across the ground (moving silently on hands and knees), when a silver crossbow bolt imbeds in the chest of one of the thieves. He squeals in pain, and his body contorts into the features of a man-rat, and then he falls to the ground. The other thieves flee, leaving us barely alive, and thanking our rescuer.

He explains that our foes were lycanthropes, were-rats from, of course, the Clan of the Rat. We ourselves killed not a one, but we survived.

Man, that was a fun game. I mean, sure, I look forward to a chance to do something noteworthy in future games, but this was such a surreal moment for me. I've been playing D&D for, hell, ten years, and I just fought my first were-rat. How cool is that?
 

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RangerWickett said:
Man, that was a fun game. I mean, sure, I look forward to a chance to do something noteworthy in future games, but this was such a surreal moment for me. I've been playing D&D for, hell, ten years, and I just fought my first were-rat. How cool is that?
Very cool. Because you didn't even know that until afterwards :)

Anyway, this seems to be one of the rare cases of deus ex machina that actually worked...
 

Deii ex machina (did I get my latin plural right?) are not necessarily bad. In fact, every time you have a plot hook that starts like this (you hear screams from a dark alley, and urge to the rescue), you're being a deus ex machina for the assaulted people... The fact that you have thieves who uses it as a bait for ambushing would-be rescuers is even a testimony to the number of deii ex machina in activity. ;)
 


I've only recently started playing after spending years and years as DM. I play a tough as iron dwarven fighter called Rorik in a Midnight campaign. Anyway, halfway into our first session we were traveling down a mountainway into a forested area, heard sounds and hid ourselves. Out of the bush came Kobolds!! I got so excited I jumped right in there and started hacking. Since then I've already slain my first orc, my first Umber-Hulk, my first ettin... I'm really working my way through MM1 :)

lior s.
 

Well this is 1e... But it is funny.

For years I DMed 2e, and then a chance came to play in a 1e game with a VERY good DM. So I rolled up a Druid. This was a very very dark game, with most of the players playing Evil type PC's. Not Chaotic Stupid... But motivated Evil.

Anyways, after a year or so we were walking down a road when a Giant Purple Worm comes up from below us. I was so totally shocked when it ate our fighter... I had never heard of, nor seen a purple worm before!

So I started to Call Lightning on it... Our DM being a Rat B****** gave no indication at the table that the Fighter was actually alive... Passing notes in an evil game being pretty common. So we all attack, and I start pulling down the Lightning. Long story short, when the fighter finally did cut his way out, he was NOT happy with me. I think the DM described it something like... "You see a sword blade protrude from the inside of the worm. It slices down and Elder slowly pulls himself for the hole. He is covered with slime, and has several scorch marks on his skin. Also his hair is standing on end and danceing around his head..."

*Gulp*

"Hey Elder, you look like crap. Have a healing potion on me!"

God I love this game.

Drew
 

I almost hate my first DM for making up meaningless dungeons and throwing anything and everything into them. I fought just about everything back in 2e. Of course he didn't really know what he was doing, so while I may have technically fought many creatures... I've never had the opportunity to fight any of them when played correctly.

I think I'm doing it right in my game... I've had players ask me after a fight, "What was that anyway? I know my character wouldn't know, but I'm curious."
 


I fought my first ooze the last session I played. It was an easy battle, the ooze was a grey one and the party was seventh level. Didn't even last a whole round. The toughest part of the battle really was figuring out if my sword would be hurt if I attacked it.

Strangely next session I got to dm. Guess what the party fought. A grey ooze. Both oozes came from published modules so it just was a strange coincidence.
 

Technically speaking, I'd fought orcs before, but the second session of the Midnight campaign really taught me to be scared of them! First level party of six taking on a little band of them. :eek:

Not as bad as the wolves,, though...
 

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