Advice;
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, I mean NEVER, use the phrase I wish again. If you are in the habit of saying that. Give the Wish item to someone else.
Poor Wish choices in my games include:
"I wish you could be an A** just a little bit more than you already are" (Elf wizard now Donkey Wizard).
"And I wish I had a (rephrasing here) 15 foot long reproductive organ", while wearing magic full palte armor & standing in front of the roaring firplace of the inn.
After coming out of an outhouse just vacated by a dwarf, "Man, I wish every dwarf around here couldn't take a sh** for at leat a month" They were in the dwarven capitol. You think dwarves are normally grumpy.
"Oh come on! Grow a set of (testicles)! In fact, I wish they were steel ones!" Not a happy halfling thief.
This is just a few of the Wish horror stories I have, other DM's have much better ones. Wish exists only so the PC's can screw themselves over to the utmost of their ability versus the DM's creativity.
