D&D 4E I know exactly what 4e needs -- Mr. T!

[KoshPWNZYou]

P.S. I am so disappointed in Mr. T and the Shat (William Shatner).

Aww, don't be angry at them. Priceline only pays for so many Crispy Cremes. And to quote Mr. T in the old TV Funhouse skit -- 'I need WORK!'

My brainstorming has hit a period of light drizzle. Someone else write one.

 

[ogre]

Surely we can do better than a bunch of has-been male actors. What D&D needs is a few famous hotties in chainmail bikinis!
Angelia, in a "Laura Croft" outfit, posing as a Rogue! woot!

 

[Ranger REG]

Aww, don't be angry at them.

But I must. They're promoting the very thing I hate most: pay-2-play MMORPG.

Had they been spokesperson for Guild Wars, I would have let them slide.

 

[The Little Raven]

Two can play this game...

Had they been spokesperson for Guild Wars, I would have let them slide.

Well, maybe they have standards. After all, I wouldn't want to be caught promoting a substandard game like Guild Wars.

 

[Ranger REG]

Well, maybe they have standards. After all, I wouldn't want to be caught promoting a substandard game like Guild Wars.

Of course you can't. You aristocrats have to piss money.

 

[The Little Raven]

Of course you can't. You aristocrats have to piss money.

I demand satisfaction, sirrah! Tomorrow, then? Dawn. And don't be late, as I have a pressing engagement with my barber at mid-morning.

 

[Ranger REG]

Guess which finger I'm holding up, Richie Rich.

No, really. I am kidding.

 

[The Little Raven]

No, really. I am kidding.

Me too. Except about the barber thing. I've got enough beard to make a mortal man two beards, and nothing beats having another man carve it from your face with a straight razor.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Patton Oswalt? He's done a lot of spoofing LARPs on Reno 911- he'd be perfect!

Brian Posehn has done some nice lampooning of RPG play, especially on the Sarah Silverman Show.

In both cases, its done with love.

Not if you hire cheap. Get Gary Coleman to talk about his halfling character.

He could tie it in with his Cashcall commercials, asking to get money since he can't afford the Core 3 books!

I reckon Ozzy Osbourne would be a good choice - I can see him talking about his bat eating warlock then complaining about the dog on his character sheet!

"Bubbles? Bubbles? Shaaaaaaron! I'm the Lord of Darkness and you let your new dog Bubbles crap on my Warlock! Buuuuubbleeesssss! ""

 

[DreamChaser]

Proud to be one of the 148 (on both ends)

That's all I'm gonna say....

that and South Park was soooooo right.

DC