I like hong

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ah, but hong uses his surname too, to get round a similar problem to yours, Rav.

Eg: "hong 'somethingcleverandwittyandslightlywithaninnuendohere' Ooi

 

[Horacio]

/me opens a stick shop.

Horacio goes to Darkness' shop and ass for a bigger stick.
Horacio beats Hong with a bigger stick

 

[Piratecat]

*whack*

Narrowing the silliness down to three threads.