" I love the TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch..."

[Hand of Evil]

Does anyone know who the other lovely ladies in the commercial are?

Edit:

Ok, that's one.

You have Brooke Burke - the swing

Not sure but Christina Aquala (sp or is that a look-a-like porn star ) the one at the beginning.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Oh, the lyrics are very racy...

When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat,
I close my eyes for a big surprise the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch
I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch - the breasts they grown on trees
and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees
there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets
folks don't fudge it cause you got the juice - there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose
never get in trouble, never need an excuse
that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch
I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch no one tells you to behave
your wildest fantasies come true - Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
where onions make you laugh instead and french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets paid,
there's a king that wants you to have it your way,
that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch.
Cooooome aaaaand get it!

 

[AuroraGyps]

The commercial got a "Jeers" in the Cheers & Jeers section of the current TV Guide.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Everybody likes Burger King. It's an American Institution!

Not really. They drown the Whoppers with enough mayo to kill a horse.... it's bad enough when I read one time that they had to "reinvent" themselves. Had to go find the founder to ask him how HE MADE THE WHOPPER. That the mayo was fake, the lettuce "eh", the pickles razor thin. Their food isn't as good as it used to be. And that one time with the "new, improved" french fries that tasted like crap? PUHLEEZE!!

I'd rather stick with McDonalds for the most part as their food is usually better quality and not drowned with mayo. I like mayo but I don't want a "Mayo-wich".

 

[Darth K'Trava]

The commercial got a "Jeers" in the Cheers & Jeers section of the current TV Guide.

*laffs*

And, frankly, I'd have to agree with them on this one.

 

[Darrin Drader]

*laffs*

And, frankly, I'd have to agree with them on this one.

Well, the only way for something to be considered subversive is if the majority of people don't like it for one reason or another, so I'd say that they succeeded in what they were attempting to do.

 

[VirgilCaine]

Not really. They drown the Whoppers with enough mayo to kill a horse.... it's bad enough when I read one time that they had to "reinvent" themselves. Had to go find the founder to ask him how HE MADE THE WHOPPER. That the mayo was fake, the lettuce "eh", the pickles razor thin. Their food isn't as good as it used to be. And that one time with the "new, improved" french fries that tasted like crap? PUHLEEZE!!

I'd rather stick with McDonalds for the most part as their food is usually better quality and not drowned with mayo. I like mayo but I don't want a "Mayo-wich".

I don't remember the last Whopper I ate having lots of mayo on it. Maybe they make them different in Archdale than in Shawlutt.
But asking how they made the Whopper IS stupid.

 

[Mark]

...the breasts they grown on trees...

I could see how they could get away with the rest of the lyrics (while suggestive, nothing overt), but somehow I think you might have this one wrong. Link?

Spoiler

...and, No. I don't mean you've misspelt "groan"...

 

[Krieg]

I'd rather stick with McDonalds for the most part as their food is usually better quality.

It may taste better, but "quality food" and "McDonalds" are mutually exclusive terms.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I don't remember the last Whopper I ate having lots of mayo on it. Maybe they make them different in Archdale than in Shawlutt.
But asking how they made the Whopper IS stupid.

It's been at alot of the BKs I've been to, not just locally.

And I read that article last year right at the end of Dragoncon in USA Today.

It just goes to show how far they strayed from the "original path" in their recipe. I guess they liked to glop the mayo on there because it's so :: and you need all that to get even the hint of mayo flavor.