" I love the TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch..."

[Darth K'Trava]

It may taste better, but "quality food" and "McDonalds" are mutually exclusive terms.

That's my opinion. They usually don't drown their "burgers" under a pound of mayo to give them flavor.

 

[Mouseferatu]

I could see how they could get away with the rest of the lyrics (while suggestive, nothing overt), but somehow I think you might have this one wrong. Link?

Spoiler

...and, No. I don't mean you've misspelt "groan"...

No, he's got the quote right. They get away with it because they're showing chicken breast sandwiches.

 

[Mark]

No, he's got the quote right. They get away with it because they're showing chicken breast sandwiches.

I see. Makes sense. I retract my earlier request for a link, although I am admittedly no longer as interested in visiting the orchard.

 

[Vigwyn the Unruly]

I love the version on the O Brother soundtrack. So I was very excited to hear it on this clever commercial. While I would never eat such a sandwich, I think the commercial is simply wonderful--very surreal.

For what it's worth, this is how I hear the lyrics:

When my belly starts to rumblin'
And I'm jonesin' for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
A tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch

I love a tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
The breasts, they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
(Right up to your knees)
There's tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets

Folks don't front'ya cause ya got the juice
There's a train o' ladies comin' with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
That's a tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch

I love the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
No one tells you to behave (Behave!)
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds

You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay
There's a king who wants you to have it your way
That's the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch

 

[Darth K'Trava]

No, he's got the quote right. They get away with it because they're showing chicken breast sandwiches.

Mmm... hmm.. yeah, sure......

Fast food soft porno? You decide.

 

[Crothian]

well, it seems that the add has done its job and a lot more considering this response

 

[Krieg]

That's my opinion. They usually don't drown their "burgers" under a pound of mayo to give them flavor.

Not knocking your taste. I like McDonalds. It's just I'm not sure it even qualifies as food...let alone good food.

well, it seems that the add has done its job and a lot more considering this response

Ad, what ad?!

 

[Izerath]

Not so sure

The girl at the end is Brook Burke - she used to be the host for E's Wild On.

I don't think that's Brooke Burke - first off, her skin tone is way too light - BB is a hell of a lot more tan. And second, she's got brown eyes.

Now my first impression, and her voice I believe backs up my take on it too, is that the woman on the swing is Carmen Elecktra.

Anyone else see that as well?

 

[Mark]

I don't think that's Brooke Burke - first off, her skin tone is way too light - BB is a hell of a lot more tan. And second, she's got brown eyes.

Now my first impression, and her voice I believe backs up my take on it too, is that the woman on the swing is Carmen Elecktra.

Anyone else see that as well?

Yup

 

[Brain]

It looks like Brooke Burke to me.