I need inspiration: Custom User Title

[Ferret]

No more green eggs and spam?

 

[Crothian]

green eggs and spam works well.....

 

[francisca]

"Tastes like Chicken"

and Crothian, your current title isn't that obscure.

 

[Krieg]

Rikki Tikki Tavi's Evil Twin

 

[Skarp Hedin]

"Smells like Weasels!"

cause, y'know, they do.

 

[Mercule]

The best ferret line I've ever heard was something about "...the attention span of a ferret on meth."

 

[Ashwyn]

"I'm in your pants!"

 

[Algolei]

"I'm in your pants!"

"In hong's pants"

Or how about:

"Quicker than a poker up a pervert"

 

[Algolei]

"Quicker than a poker up a pervert"

Awwwwww, that one won't fit.

 

[Ashwyn]

Awwwwww, that one won't fit.

Of course not, pokers are big.