Dr Midnight
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Shirts?? Why, what shirts are these?

OH, THOSE SHIRTS!
Now with "crap.", a slightly less offensive word than that of the classic version!
PRICED TO OWN, PRICED TO GIVE AS THE PERFECT GIFT FOR EVERY GAMER EVERYWHERE EVER EVERYWHERE! PURCHASING ONE CEMENTS YOUR PLACE IN A BLISSFUL AFTERLIFE!
BUY THIRTY OF THESE WONDERFUL SHIRTS TODAY! DO IT OR DIE!!!


OH, THOSE SHIRTS!
Now with "crap.", a slightly less offensive word than that of the classic version!
PRICED TO OWN, PRICED TO GIVE AS THE PERFECT GIFT FOR EVERY GAMER EVERYWHERE EVER EVERYWHERE! PURCHASING ONE CEMENTS YOUR PLACE IN A BLISSFUL AFTERLIFE!
BUY THIRTY OF THESE WONDERFUL SHIRTS TODAY! DO IT OR DIE!!!
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