D&D 5E I want to add a 5E rumor!!

[Matrix Sorcica]

Ooo, me too, me too!

According to Magaret Weis' friends, Monte's friends says that Monte is working on 5E.

No joke.

 

[DEFCON 1]

No surprise either.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Here's another one, it'll include better support for vertical play! Think voxels!

 

[Nikosandros]

My youngest second-degree cousin was visited by Monte Cook, Mike Mearls and Greg Leeds during his sleep last night. He was told that that seeing how 4e is a dismal failure, WotC has decided to go back to using the combat system from Chainmail (they realized that that things begun to go downhill once OD&D was released). Also, DDI will be abandoned and the new manuals will be written in Linear B on clay tablets.

 

[NewJeffCT]

and the new manuals will be written in Linear B on clay tablets.

I was hoping for cuneiform.

5E will suck if they don't go that route.

 

[Scribble]

I was hoping for cuneiform.

5E will suck if they don't go that route.

Cuneiform?!?! Only if you wanna destroy my verisimilitude! Cuneiform = WoTC IS DEAD TO ME!

(I will still buy everything they put out, but the strength of my online bitching will be like unto that which you have not seen sir! LIKE UNTO THAT WHICH YOU HAVE NOT SEEN!!!)

 

[Riastlin]

Not only that, but my best friend's brother's roommate's girlfriend's cousin heard from a source (who he says is VERY reliable) that the source's co-worker heard at a game store in San Dimas that they were ditching the d20 because the math was too hard. 5ed will instead be a d2 system with everything being a 50% chance.

5ed is totally gonna ROCK!

 

[Mithreinmaethor]

Not only that, but my best friend's brother's roommate's girlfriend's cousin heard from a source (who he says is VERY reliable) that the source's co-worker heard at a game store in San Dimas that they were ditching the d20 because the math was too hard. 5ed will instead be a d2 system with everything being a 50% chance.

5ed is totally gonna ROCK!

Maybe WotC will team up with the US Mint and they will produce a line of designer D&D coins to use for the flip to represent the d2?

 

[was]

yay!..another rumor!...absolutley craptastic

 

[Scribble]

Worst thing about the 5e rumors is now we have to hear them for like 3 more years until we get to the magic year they say it will be released.