If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[psychognome]

Just for the heck of it, who would fill the standard roles in an EN World village?

As the Chief I'd see either Morrus or Piratecat. Eric Noah's definitely the Village Elder.

Now, who would fill all the other roles, like Troubadour, Sage, etc. etc. etc?

 

[GravyFingerz]

As long as I don't get casted as the village moron, I don't care

 

[arwink]

Crothian is almost definately the sit-com neighbour that always appears at your window.

The man's *everywhere* around here

 

[Gez]

I claim the role of the old weirdo that live away, alone in his hut with his cats and ravens.

 

[Gez]

As the Chief I'd see either Morrus or Piratecat. Eric Noah's definitely the Village Elder.

Morrus as the Chief. Piratecat as the sherif/captain of guards, and occasional bully.

 

[RangerWickett]

Um . . . you do realize that 8000 members is slightly more than a 'village,' right? Ah well, we'll just imagine that 7500 of them are just passing through, or they live in the local area.

I'd be an aspiring storyteller who hasn't matured enough yet to really have earned much respect, though I have a reputation for a few crazy stunts I've pulled in the past. I leave sometimes to learn new stories, or to try to tell stories in other places, but I always come back after just a little while.

Arwink would be some crazy foreigner who came back with me after one of these trips, then quickly became enamored with the village, spending every waking (and sleeping) moment in the Bee-themed town tavern.

 

[Joseph Elric Smith]

I would be the idiot. remember it takes a village to raise an idiot LOL
ken

 

[Balsamic Dragon]

Well, I'd be the town dragon of course!

I'd have a small dungeon outside of town, not too ostentatious, suitable for 1st through 4th level characters. I'd keep it nicely stocked with kobalds and such and thus contribute to the town's regular export of experienced adventurers

Of course, to show its thanks, the town could provide me with the occasional sacrificial virgin that they had hanging around

Balsamic Dragon

 

[Nifft]

I'd have a highrise iceburg just off Main St., with a nice ice cave.

Of course, I'd be the town penguin, and throw gala formal parties every month.

-- Nifft

 

[Drawmack]

I'd be the teacher of the sciences, of course since it'd be a midieval village I'd be mostly wrong.

Red at night sailor's delight, red in the morning sailor take warning.