If I had a million GPs.....

[d100]

I would buy you a green dress,

but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

 

[Lady Mer]

... pile all my gold into a pit and set up a diving board a la Scrooge McDuck.

 

[Angcuru]

... pile all my gold into a pit and set up a diving board a la Scrooge McDuck.

Who gets to clean up your splattered remains?

 

[Emiricol]

I think Swimming in Coins is a Feat. I don't have my books in front of me though

 

[GhostInTheMachine]

Build a tree fort in our yard?

And I'd just like to point out what I love about this board. Whenever I read the first post of a thread, and feel the need to post some quote/reference/random thought, I always scroll down the replys to find that someone has allready done so. It's like posting without ever leaving home, as it were.

Ghosts make the best lurkers!

 

[HomerJS]

put it up for sale on Ebay!

 

[The Lemon Merchant]

I'd buy an exotic pet, like a lamb or an emu.

 

[Aeris Winterood]

I would....

... give it away to feed all the hungry people in the world.... no wait..... I would just be fat dumb and lazy with a drink in hand on my own island beach... yeah, that is more like it....

 

[Pants]

8 billion pounds of Ramen.

 

[Bloodstone Mage]

...I'd buy Wizards and force them to change text in the upcoming 3.5 to misdirect people who buy it. Then, I would sell the rights to make a good D&D movie to New Line Cinema (those bastards! I still want to see Run Ronnie Run!) that stars Brad Pitt, Jennifer Connely, Jared Leto, Anthony Hopkins, Samuel Jackson, Ewen Bremner, Dennis Hopper, and Michael Jackson as the drow leader.

Cheers!