Aethelstan said:
If you could have created D&D before Gygax...
If I Invented Gaming
(SPOKEN) Dear Gary, you made many, many gamers. I realize, of course, that
it's no great shame not to game... but it's no great honor, either. So what would have
been the difference if I had... invented D&D?
If I invented gaming,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum
All day long I'd level-level-up
I would be an Epic man.
I wouldn't have weight limits,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum
I'd be like a heavy-heavy horse,
Carry any little thing I want.
I'd roll the biggest dice for ability scores
And I wouldn't drop the lowest one,
All modifiers would be on the plus side, too.
Each character that I played could do anything
Wear any armor that they liked
With a shield strapped to their backside, just for show
If I invented gaming,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum
A paper ream would be my full char sheet
Filled on two sides, color, and hardback.
And all my adventures,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum
They'd be sold on the ebay auction site,
Even maps that showed no secret doors.
All my cohorts would be the gods and their minions
A tarrasque would serve me as my mount,
Stomping towns to please me on my whim,
When I prayed for a spell they would ask my permission to grant it right on back to me,
Then I'd use it just to buff myself,
Just to show the game belonged to me!
Game On!