If you opened your door and this was the first thing you saw...

[Tinker Gnome]

What would you do?

 

[Ranger REG]

I'd buy four boxes of cookies.

 

[MerakSpielman]

Pixilated nightmare!

I'd wonder how my wife have gotten a wall-sized TV in through a regular-sized door.

 

[Henry]

I'd buy four boxes of cookies.

Silly! He's only got THREE in the picture!

 

[Ranger REG]

He may have three, but if he says buy four, what can you do?

Boy, the Brownies have certainly changed over the years.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Okay, I am confused now. I do not see anything on him even remotely resembling a box of cookies.

 

[WanderingMonster]

What would you do?

1. I'd ask, "WWJD?"

2. Up-Up-A-B-A-A

3. "Form Blazing Sword!" —oh I'm sorry...this is actually the LAST thing I would do.

4. What can I do? All My Base Are Belong to Him!

 

[Welverin]

2. Up-Up-A-B-A-A

I think F, D, DF + P would work better, or maybe 360 + P.

 

[BrooklynKnight]

Is that a belt or a phallus?

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

2. Up-Up-A-B-A-A

No no no. It's Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start. With 30 lives I think I could take him down.

-TW, who rocked on Konami games.