Basin: [Opens Door] So, you've come again. I thought you learned your lesson last time MonstroDong!
Monstro: AARGH! [Runs in and smashes coffee table with ridiculous sword]
Basin: I see.
Monstro: Mwah ha ha ha! [Lunges at Basin in idiotic fury]
Basin: Ha! [Dodges the lunge and delivers shadowless kick to Monstro's crotch, folding him up like a card table]
Monstro: AHG!!! Son of a [expletives deleted]!!
Basin: There's more where that came from! [harnesses the power of the lost art of vicious hell boxing to deliver a barrage of punches, all to Monstro's crotch]
Monstro: [Gasping] Time out!
Basin: Not on your life! [Sails through the air in perfect leaping puma kick, delivering a powerful blow right into Monstro's crotch.
Monstro: [Faints]
Basin: pffft, when are you gonna learn?
Monstro: AARGH! [Runs in and smashes coffee table with ridiculous sword]
Basin: I see.
Monstro: Mwah ha ha ha! [Lunges at Basin in idiotic fury]
Basin: Ha! [Dodges the lunge and delivers shadowless kick to Monstro's crotch, folding him up like a card table]
Monstro: AHG!!! Son of a [expletives deleted]!!
Basin: There's more where that came from! [harnesses the power of the lost art of vicious hell boxing to deliver a barrage of punches, all to Monstro's crotch]
Monstro: [Gasping] Time out!
Basin: Not on your life! [Sails through the air in perfect leaping puma kick, delivering a powerful blow right into Monstro's crotch.
Monstro: [Faints]
Basin: pffft, when are you gonna learn?