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If you opened your door and this was the first thing you saw...

Basin: [Opens Door] So, you've come again. I thought you learned your lesson last time MonstroDong!

Monstro: AARGH! [Runs in and smashes coffee table with ridiculous sword]

Basin: I see.

Monstro: Mwah ha ha ha! [Lunges at Basin in idiotic fury]

Basin: Ha! [Dodges the lunge and delivers shadowless kick to Monstro's crotch, folding him up like a card table]

Monstro: AHG!!! Son of a [expletives deleted]!!

Basin: There's more where that came from! [harnesses the power of the lost art of vicious hell boxing to deliver a barrage of punches, all to Monstro's crotch]

Monstro: [Gasping] Time out!

Basin: Not on your life! [Sails through the air in perfect leaping puma kick, delivering a powerful blow right into Monstro's crotch.

Monstro: [Faints]

Basin: pffft, when are you gonna learn?
 

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Welverin said:
In TMNT you had a brain in a jar for a robots stomach, in metroid you shoot missiles at mother brain which is in a glass jar.
Erm... I was asking what game is that pixelated creature from...

I've never seen it before. I already know about 30 examples of cratures contained in glass jars that must therefor be annihilated.
 


Creamsteak said:
Erm... I was asking what game is that pixelated creature from...

I've never seen it before. I already know about 30 examples of cratures contained in glass jars that must therefor be annihilated.

It is from an old NES game called "Totally Rad" or " Magic John" in Japan.
 




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