If you were a Big Bad Evil Guy, what would you wear?

[El Seso]

Hey now.. My lawful good figher just got a set of black chain (idea stolen from The 13th Warrior). So much for the stereotype.

 

[jaerdaph]

I'd get me an English tailored grey flannel suit from Saville Row, a black cape coat, and a cane with a silver wolf's head, just like Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows.

 

[Broken Fang]

Pink leotard is good but I think I would have to go with plaid!

 

[Azure Trance]

I had to go for the black armor outfit; like Vader in the 13th century. Describing how he walks up to you, each step a stomp with his height towering over you, it's a good enough impression I'd say.

 

[Sixchan]

I'm going with the Ninja Outfit. I don't care how overdone it is, Ninja Outfits ROCK.

 

[Guilt Puppy]

Black plate mail with massive greatsword (also black) all the way. I don't care if people take one glance at me and know I'm evil -- they're not going to live long enough to do anything about it.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Big hair and tight pants like David Bowie in Labryinth.

You aren't truly evil unless you wear tight pants.

 

[shilsen]

Black plate mail with massive greatsword (also black) all the way. I don't care if people take one glance at me and know I'm evil -- they're not going to live long enough to do anything about it.

Hey! That's what my paladin currently wears!

 

[s/LaSH]

Tell the truth, now, how many paladins don't wear something greatly resembling the list of options?

Anyway, I'd go for plainclothes. After all, although the world cannot recognise my genius and inspired leadership, I shall not be cruel to them, and their petty human minds would surely tremble before the true majesty of a dark-clad lord.

Merry Christmas, too. Bread for the masses.

 

[Xeriar]

Have to be white clothing with gold or white-gold (platinum) trim.