If you were a Big Bad Evil Guy, what would you wear?

What would you wear, Evil Guy?

  • Black Plate mail with a massive black Greatsword!

    Votes: 27 16.9%
  • Magical Robes with unholy symbols!

    Votes: 11 6.9%
  • Kickass Ninja outfits!

    Votes: 9 5.6%
  • A cloak made of pure EVIL!

    Votes: 10 6.3%
  • A Royal Gown and a big jewelled sceptre for Hero-Bashin’!

    Votes: 6 3.8%
  • A black cloak, with black boots, black gloves and a big black helmet for my strange breathing!

    Votes: 7 4.4%
  • The shadowy robes of a freaky death cult!

    Votes: 7 4.4%
  • Human Flesh!

    Votes: 12 7.5%
  • A Product Placement T-Shirt for "Evil-Brew"!

    Votes: 2 1.3%
  • Normal clothing. All that stuff just perpetuates the stereotype of the over the top bad Guy. Would

    Votes: 47 29.4%
  • NOTHING! I’M THAT DAMN EVIL!

    Votes: 22 13.8%

Naked, I would be able to blast the sanity of my enemies and turn them from shining warriors of Good into whimpering, drooling idiots!

Try THAT with black plate mail. Ha.
 

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the flesh of my victims, so I selected Human flesh (though in a fantasy setting I wouldn't discriminate against other humanoids). I'd probabbly wear the unholy symbol of some deity as well.
 


A standard business suit. Nothing else can project that sheer aura of menace.

Someone in black leather, plate mail, or what ever can at worst torture or kill you. Someone in a business suit, on the other hand...
 




alturnatives

you probably should add dark sunglasses and kevlar - since the "big Bad Guy" is also a BIG TARGET to those who oppose him as well as those below him.
 

Okay, I would dress normal BUT would have a few extras built in the outfit that would do the following...:D

Drop the temp around me
Theme music
Action sound effects
Fog maker
Some sonic device to make dogs howl
 

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