If you were a small god... what would you be?

[Oogar]

God of Wanting the Highly Improbable. From magic that works, to a date with a fictional character, I will be there.

 

[Kestrel]

The god of slutty goth chicks

 

[Henry]

Why, the God of Enthusiasm, Of Course!

Or if that position weren't available, I'd like to be the god of Bottle Washing. Just because no one else would take such a lame post. Job security would be mine forever!

 

[Tonguez]

at 3am I'd be the god of orgasms or better still wonton nymphomaniacs

or even better the small god of small gods

 

[wolff96]

Oh, that's an easy one.

I'd be the God of Useless Knowledge.

From trivia mavens, rules lawyers, real lawyers, and the guys who write game walkthroughs for really simple games I would draw my worshippers.

My temple would be a small out of the way affair that looks like a Shrine from Legend of Zelda, and each one would be guarded by a trap that could only be passed by entering "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start".

 

[Gez]

God of Dilletantism, Cats, and Misanthopism. Three portfolios without much in common. Maybe loss of time as well.

 

[Angelsboi]

My temple would be a small out of the way affair that looks like a Shrine from Legend of Zelda, and each one would be guarded by a trap that could only be passed by entering "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start".

I tried that but only got 50 lives instead that looked like winged medals but the trap still was triggered. Oh well, 49 more to go ...

 

[Doc_Souark]

The God of Kinky & Deviant Sex act's of course and my perfered weapon The Whip

Or Cookies yeah the God of Cookies

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Gez: God of Dilletantism, may I do that? We`re only small gods, so let us just have small jobs, okay?

 

[Pielorinho]

Ooh, ooh! I'll be the pie god!

My holy day, of course, is tomorrow (free pie to the first person that figures out why -- and Spider, no answering!) Get together with your friends, eat pie from each of the major pie groups, drink coffee, and enjoy life.

The major pie groups:
Fruit Pie (blackberry, apple)
Cream Pie (banana cream, chocolate)
Orange Pie (sweet potato, pumpkin)
Nut pie (pecan, peanut butter)
Savory pie (pot, shepherd's)

Daniel