If you were a small god... what would you be?

[kenjib]

I'd be the god of beverage crystals, primarily Tang.

My arch-nemesis would be the terrible demon Sunny-D.

 

[kenjib]

...oh, and as for the High Priest who invented Mango Tang? He's fired. I'm now accepting applications for a replacement.

 

[Shallown]

God of referrals and small facts...

Either I know something or I know someone who does. A handy skill having eclectic friends and knowledge bases. I also all sorts of small details not trivia but just things but I can put these small things into creating amazing theories...

My temple is a fluffy couch with a fountain spraying very sweet tea and a phone with speed dial to all my other referential Gods.

 

[Warlock]

I'd be the god of lost socks, the bass guitar and male facial hair. Yeah that pretty much describes me.

 

[Snofox]

I'd be the god of things that go "bump" in the night



oooooooh, and double entendres

 

[The Furious Puffin]

I would be the God of Puffins and Progress quest players!

 

[Avarice]

I'd almost certainly be the god of procrastination, though I doubt I'd ever get around to applying for the position. Tomorrow, perhaps...

 

[Zelda Themelin]

I am goddess of ordinary chaos, misplaced wishes and forever unfulfilled dreams.

I lurk at every man's heart, but they still worship me not.

 

[Lady Mer]

God of curling up with a good novel on a sunny day with a nice snack....

Yes, I'm specialized but it sounds good to me.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

The god of slutty goth chicks

Hey, you stole my domain!

In that case I'll be a dyslexic chihuahua.