I'm a Tirapheq

Theo R Cwithin

I cast "Baconstorm!"
I'm a Tirapheq and I'm OK
I eat old knights and I live to slay!

I have three heads, I have three arms
Tentacles but no claws
I'll grab up stray adventurers
And stuff them in my maw!
Thanks. This is now stuck in my head, and, if past experience is any indicator, will remain stuck in my head for at least two weeks.

Curse you, Dannyalcatraz. May your bathtub be replaced by a mimic.
 

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