I'm not dead

[Dark Helmet]

"E's not dead. E's just restin'."

::rattles Blackleaf's cage::

 

[Sarellion]

My my, everyone forgets Raise Dead, so Black Leaf is alive again.

It is just that she can't remember because of trauma.

Welcome back

 

[machine]

Good girlfriends are insane. Therefore you have admitted being insane twice.

At this point I'd like to interupt this thread with a link to one of my favorite sites: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html.

This is a rehash, I've posted it before; but it is darn funny.

Now returning to you Blackleaf vs. Sixchan.

 

[Blackleaf]

Never been less dead!

 

[Eridanis]

Perhaps you're not dead, but with your soul committed to theDark Lord of the Pit , you shall still burn in heck!!!!!1!! Serves you right for playing that nasty, nasty game those other bad boys and girls play.

See you on Thursday? Right.

 

[blackshirt5]

Never been less dead!

You're not fooling anyone.

 

[Sixchan]

Never been less dead!

So are you saying that at another time you were more dead? Since you can only be alive or dead--unless you are in a box, in which case you can be alive and dead at the same time--then you must have been dead at some point. Since we all know that the only person who really cared about you gave up her power, then you could not have been raised. Therefore:

You are dead!

 

[Angcuru]

Actually, Black Leaf is dead. (notice the oh-so obvious space between Black and Leaf?) Blackleaf is her identical twin sister.

 

[Blackleaf]

Not a hint of dead here!

 

[blackshirt5]

You'll be stone dead in a moment.