I'm not paying enough attention to my imaginary friend


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I dont have any imaginary friends, but I do frequently have conversations with myself, both in my head and out loud...
 

I don't have an imaginary friend as such, or hold conversations with other personae. On a similar note, though, Lee Majors co-hosts my dreams.

Most nights, being a lucid dreamer most of the time, the dream frame will pull off on a slight angle leaving a black space with Star Trek starlines warping through it. Lee Majors, dressed in the Six Million Dollar Man jumpsuit, will walk in from stage right and talk to me about events in the dream, helping me analyze issues and study my own personality. He says he's not sure why he's Lee Majors. He just works for my subconscious.

Oddly enough, I was ill in mid-December, and one night I was having a typical sex/superhero dream of no importance or relevance. The Dream Frame swiveled out, but instead of stars, there was a disco mirror ball and Gil Gerard in the Buck Rogers white jumpsuit stepped in carrying a martini. He told me Lee couldn't make it, he "had a thing", and I was supposed to pay attention and learn something. Then he told me he was going to get a beer and stepped around the back of the frame, which closed back up.
 

Is anyone else here incapable of dreaming? Cause I'm kind of thankful that I can't, now that I've read all this. I'd have constant nightmares about imaginary people running around and messing with me. Ech.
 


Well it is beyond question now that RangerWickett is mad as a hatter.

But what we should really be asking ourselves is, "Would we like him so much if he were sane?"

I suspect not. ;)
 

The sad thing is that I just came to the conclusion that I need an imaginary friend. Maybe someone with two could let me have one. ;)
 

Maybe you do have one, he is just stalking you. Or he doesnt talk to you because he thinks he's better than you?
 

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