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[The_Warlock]

Hey now, stop trying to spread disinformation and trying to get unnecessary details and soul payment. Tsk tsk. Scamming off the Accordion.


Everything he says is wrong. Don't eat those bran muffins.

 

[Phaezen]

Hey now, stop trying to spread disinformation and trying to get unnecessary details and soul payment. Tsk tsk. Scamming off the Accordion.


Everything he says is wrong. Don't eat those bran muffins.

You guys never let me have any fun with the noobs. Honestly if we don't start getting some sort of fees coming in how are we going to pay for the

Spoiler

secret club house in the space station

?

 

[hafrogman]

1) We will need proof of purchase of at least 50% of Wierd Al's back catalogue. ANd you will need to know the lyrics of at least 15 of his songs.

2) A portion of your soul, or the oldest RPG book you own will be accepted.

1) No problem. I own every album ever produced. . . including Peter & the Wolf / Carnival of the Animals Part II. Most of the are on cassette. . . because I'm old like that. Song lyrics I may have to work on, we'll see.

2)A'ight. One copy of the red box, coming up.

Everything he says is wrong. Don't eat those bran muffins.

Oh, okay.

I guess I'll just drink some of this grape flavor-aid then. Mmmm.

 

[The_Warlock]

Extortion. Extortion. Extortion. Of the non-believers...Jeez. You don't rake your own members over the coals. What kind of loyalty do you think that breeds?

Think man, think! There's plenty of celebrities, politicians, and wealthy elite what can be convinced to provide donations to prevent the pictures of them in polka dot underwear with a greased sea lion from getting out...

 

[Phaezen]

*Puts on Dunce hat and sits in the corner*

 

[The_Warlock]

I guess I'll just drink some of this grape flavor-aid then. Mmmm.

Here's a stack of waffles to go with that....

 

[The_Warlock]

*Puts on Dunce hat and sits in the corner*

Well done! You have Dared to be Stupid.

You get 137 points.

 

[The_Warlock]

And with that I'm outta here.


Just remember, never anger the King of Suede.

 

[Phaezen]

Midnight and time for this puppy to head off to bed

And I will leave you with something for your problem players:

WWW.SILVERDRAGONSTUDIO.NET - D20 Flails

Phaezen

 

[Relique du Madde]

But I want a d100 flail.