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In Hextor's Name (Completed 22 Oct 2004)

Kull's Fourth Report - Part 4

With the crocodile - and the dragon - defeated, I led the return to the lizardfolk stronghold. The head of the crocodile I dragged in the dirt behind us, proof that the bargain was fulfilled. Brodnak, for his part, bore the corpse of the dragon. The simple-minded barbarian had announced his intention to have the creature stuffed and mounted, as a memento of what he obviously considered to be a great victory, and a proof that his axe was as sharp as ever.

That left the others to carry the dragon's treasure, which we had uncovered in a nest of reeds by the lake. Much of this was simple gold and jewels, but there were also two swords, each enchanted with strong magic. Brodnak had claimed the larger blade - a massive greatsword - while Julianne had taken the smaller. I could only trust they would put these weapons to better use than they had done against the lizardfolk, or all the magic in the world would not save them.

In the morning, a party of lizardfolk joined us in our preparations for the return to Saltmarsh. Their group included six warriors, as well as a shaman who would no doubt conduct the negotiations with the village council. This assumed, of course, that the council did not pass out from fear at the prospect of facing an actual lizardman in the flesh.

For the first few days, the journey back to Saltmarsh was uneventful. A large, well-armed party such as ours was not likely to be challenged by wild animals, after all. However, as we reached the edge of the marsh, a lizardman scout reported a goblin camp just off to the side of our route.

It is possible that we could have avoided the goblins - their efforts at scouting and watchfulness are usually haphazard - but I had no intention of allowing an armed camp of the vermin to move around with impunity, so close to the village. It was a matter of only a few moments to convince the lizardfolk to join my assault, for I simply pointed out that the continued presence of the goblins would make land-based communication between their camp and the village very dangerous, while sea-based communication would always be vulnerable to their sahuagin enemies. Brodnak, Zalich and the others, of course, were even more easily won over by the lure of looting the goblin's camp. A time-honoured incentive used by military commanders from all races.

In the event, the battle itself was a fierce one, though there could never be a doubt as to the outcome. The goblins outnumbered us by no more than two-to-one, and though they had a shaman of their own and one or two of them demonstrated some skill with their crude blades, they could not match us either in magical nor in martial might. I myself slew eight of their warriors, including their leader. Zalich used his spells to deal with several more, while Julianne and the lizardmen cut down the remainder.

Only Brodnak - again - proved a failure as a warrior. At the outset of the battle, he engaged four goblins. By the time every other one of the vermin had fallen, he still faced the same four creatures, none of whom had even been hurt. The barbarian was swinging wildly, and the creatures danced easily away from his blows, giving him cuts in return that would have felled many a man. Brodnak's bravery and strength are not in doubt, but I begin to wonder as to whether he has any true skill.

Once the rest of us had come to the barbarian's aid, and slain the last four goblins, we continued on our way to Saltmarsh, arriving as the day grew late. To my irritation - though not to my surprise - our motley troop was within the very outskirts of the town itself before our presence - and that of the lizardmen - was even noticed. Had the lizardfolk been hostile, there is no doubt in my mind that they could easily have destroyed the town.

It took some time to calm the panic that set in when the villagers finally noticed the arrival of the lizardfolk, but once that was done, we made arrangements to meet with the council immediately, so that the true situation could be explained to them. Knowing that panic was likely to appear again, once the truth was known by the villagers, I insisted that the meeting take place in a closed session: just the council, the lizardfolk, and my group.

It would also be easier for the council to accept their proper place, if I did not first have to humiliate them in front of the entire town.
 
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Capellan said:
Only Brodnak - again - proved a failure as a warrior. At the outset of the battle, he engaged four goblins. By the time every other one of the vermin had fallen, he still faced the same four creatures, none of whom had even been hurt. The barbarian was swinging wildly, and the creatures danced easily away from his blows, giving him cuts in return that would have felled many a man. Brodnak's bravery and strength are not in doubt, but I begin to wonder as to whether he has any true skill.
Ok, here's the deal. I needed a 4 or a 7 (one of those) to hit the damn things. And throughout the entire fight I'm rolling 1/2/2/3/1/3 etc etc. It was a truly terrifying bit of dice rolling.

I believe Brodnak has "dice issues".
 

And when he says dice issues - he literally means the dice hate the character.

Over the course of four games, with one of the highets to hit and damage scores in the party, I remember Brodnack hitting twice.

Fortunately, Zalich was always there to bail him out with the trusty rolling pin of doom :)
 

Mantreus said:
Ok, here's the deal. I needed a 4 or a 7 (one of those) to hit the damn things. And throughout the entire fight I'm rolling 1/2/2/3/1/3 etc etc. It was a truly terrifying bit of dice rolling.

I believe Brodnak has "dice issues".
I feel for you man. Enough so that I'm not even laughing. . .much.
 

Kull's Fourth Report - Part 5

Once the room had been cleared, I made the position clear to the council: the lizardfolk were friendly - indeed, they desired an alliance - but the village faced a far more dangerous threat in the sahuagin. Even the mention of this word caused several of the councillors to blanch with fear. This was a reaction I noted with some satisfaction, if only because it was the first time I had seen something shake their complacency.

I also warned them of the passage of a large group of goblins through their territory, and the likelihood that there was a settlement somewhere nearby. The group we had fought had contained neither females nor young, and it was doubtful that a large party of males would travel far without such comforts.

In truth, I consider the goblins a slight threat, at most. They are too weak as individuals and too disorganised as groups to present much danger, unless present in such large numbers that even the wilfully blind people of Saltmarsh would have been sure to detect them. Still, another danger looming over their heads would be apt to make the council even more malleable.

With the situation outlined in broad terms, I got down to the specific steps that that needed to be taken to counter the threat.

First, an alliance must be made with the lizardfolk, the sea-elves, and the locathah. The sahuagin were recognised as enemies by all four races, so it would be foolish to try and battle them alone.

Second, the goblins must be dealt with. Though they were no threat to an army, they would be a danger to messengers travelling between the allies, which would reduce the value of the alliance itself.

Third, the steps already taken to prepare Saltmarsh for an attack would have to be stepped up, with increased time set aside for weapons training for all adults. Youths of eight or more should also receive training. Not as fighters, but as leaders of the smaller children. In the event of an attack, it would be their responsibility to gather all those younger than themselves and lead them to the pre-determined shelters. All able-bodied adults would be needed to defend the village; there were none to spare for taking care of the young.

Fourth, I was to be given a command of the militia. Clearly, they needed someone with training and experience to lead the force, and I was by far the best candidate. They were free to choose my second in command, but there must be a single person in the role, not a council: committees cannot command on the battlefield.

The Council acquiesced on every point: it is good to know that even the people of Saltmarsh eventually see sense when their own skins are threatened. They also asked that I consider leading an expedition to reconnoitre the sahuagin base, in preparation for a combined attack on the place. This aggressive plan surprised me at first, coming from the timid council, but it soon became apparent that it had originated from the lizardfolk. No doubt they were eager to recover their old home from the sahuagin.

I was dubious about the wisdom of assaulting a sahuagin stronghold, as any such attack would be costly, but at least the council seemed committed to the fight. I agreed to lead the reconnaissance, as soon as the goblins were dealt with, and the militia had reached at least a minimal level of competence in their weapons training.

I intend to spend the next week overseeing the training of the militia, to get a clear idea of their level of skill and preparedness. I expect both to be abysmal, and will doubtless spend most of my efforts in establishing a proper training program. While I attend to this, I have negotiated for Zalich to create a set of enchanted boots, which will allow me to walk on walls and sheer surfaces, much as he did during out assault on the smugglers' ship. We also have a number of magical items to identify, taken from the hoards of the dragon and the goblins, and the halfling will negotiate with the local merchant who provides such services.

I will send my next report once the goblin settlement has been found and dealt with.


In Hextor's Name,

Kull Redfist
 
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Thanks Cap. Well done as always.

Just one question,

Capellan said:
I also warned them of the passage of a large group of goblins through their territory, and the likelihood that there was a settlement somewhere nearby. The group we had fought had contained neither females nor young, and it was doubtful that a large party of males would travel far without such comforts.

Young are considered a comfort?
 


About 4th or 5th, from memory.

While we're at it - we've seen the last of Zalich's updates for the moment. I've got way to much stuff on, so I'm falling back on the number of storyhours I'm writing.

With luck, Brodnack's player may start to pick up my slack :D
 

arwink said:
About 4th or 5th, from memory.

While we're at it - we've seen the last of Zalich's updates for the moment. I've got way to much stuff on, so I'm falling back on the number of storyhours I'm writing.

With luck, Brodnack's player may start to pick up my slack :D

How's your Thesis going? Anything we can do to help?
 

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