In honor of the forthcoming D&D IV . . .

[Lord Fyre]

(With appologies to Mark Knopfler and Sting)

I want my . . .
I want my . . .
I want my D&D . . .

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the fighter in some D&D
That ain't casten' that's the way you do it
GP for nothin' and nymphs for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
May-be get killed by a horrible monster
Maybe get us captured for ransom

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

See the High Priestess with the elven chain bikini
Yeah buddy, yes their real too.
That High Priestess got her personal harem
And in real life she's an engineer

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

I shoulda learned to roll a d20
I shoulda learned to cast a spell
Look at that ‘chantress, she got it stickin' in the red dragon
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Evil goblin music?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your GP for nothin' get your elves for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's, Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the fighter in some D&D
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
GP for nothin' and elf chicks for free
GP for nothin' and nymphs for free

I want my . . .
I want my . . .
I want my D&D!

(Fade out . . . and run for it)

 

[Thunderfoot]

Please post in existing threads... Here is one for posts like this. Thanks

 

[Lord Fyre]

Please post in existing threads... Here is one for posts like this. Thanks

You are absolutely right! I am new to these boards, and did not find that thread. I will post my additional "filking" efforts there.

 

[Jesus_marley]

Dude... I saw the thread title and my first thought was...

They're INJECTING it into folks now??? Talk about getting your fix....

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Please post in existing threads... Here is one for posts like this. Thanks

If it isn't sitting there on the first page, you can't expect people to look through all the threads, and Registered Users don't have search capability. As this person said, and is obvious by their Join Date, they are new and can't be expected to know a thread exists for something like this on the second page.

 

[ceratitis]

Dude... I saw the thread title and my first thought was...

They're INJECTING it into folks now??? Talk about getting your fix....

took me a sec

 

[Lord Fyre]

If it isn't sitting there on the first page, you can't expect people to look through all the threads, and Registered Users don't have search capability. As this person said, and is obvious by their Join Date, they are new and can't be expected to know a thread exists for something like this on the second page.

One solutions would be for the moderators to put the song parodies thread as a sticky.

 

[Thunderfoot]

If it isn't sitting there on the first page, you can't expect people to look through all the threads, and Registered Users don't have search capability. As this person said, and is obvious by their Join Date, they are new and can't be expected to know a thread exists for something like this on the second page.

And I was trying to be helpful by pointing it out....
Sheesh!!