Inter-racial breeding - help!

Me I'd say Fiendish rather than Half-Fiend (they are quarter fiend and Fiendish gives them less power than half-fiend).

And Yair I say great idea - every PC should start his/her own dynasty (lets just hope the actually act of starting said dynasty is left offscreen)
 

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If the character wants to take some of them as followers or cohorts or something like that I would probly let the player create the half-breeds and then calculate their LA afterwards. They are the children of his dark flesh why shouldn't they be the children of his dark mind as well. It could be a good way to let they player in on some of the metagaming fun. If the player is just sowing his oats then take a simpler approche such as Half-Fiend or Fiendish Goblins. You might consider just adding the Tiefling or basic Fey'ri speacial qualities to the goblins.
 

People can be little squeemish at times. ;D

D & D Goblins do not seem to be as verile [3 main seperate breeds except in the BirthRight campaign ] the D&d orcs {who can 'crossbeed with almost any demi- human or humaniod race' [2e].

Fey'ri come from elven stock, with was associated with infertility in pre 3e days. Now If you feel the Vital force of the Fey'ri's blood is strong enough through devilish heritage to propogate the line, go for it [ perhaps the Player fancies his feindish ancestor a 'breeder' type of incubus]. If not just say no.
 

Yair said:
I suspect he intends to have intercourse with a few female goblins over a period of at least three months. (WHY would anyone in his right mind want to do this is beyond me.)

Perhaps he feels he needs to pace himself...or am I missing the point of the question...?
 

Well, um...

Okay.

How about flowers? Goblins love flowers. A decorated Rat-on-a-stick works well too.

I'd follow this up with dinner and a movie--nothing too extreme. Try a date friendly movie like "Finding Nemo" or "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle". Charlie's Angels might be better 'cause you wouldn't have to translate as much into Goblin.

Then go back to the cave for drinks. I'd put on a Hefneresque smoking jacket and a Luther Van Dross CD or maybe Sade'.

As far as fertility goes, according to Masters & Johnson, the mortality rate amongst Gobbos is so high (with all the adventurers slaughtering them constantly) that once you've got a lovely little Greenskin lass "hot to trot" as they say, you're guaranteed a litter of bawling gremlins quicker than you can say "Minas Morghul".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll retire to the den and shoot myself.
 

Voobaha said:
Well, um...

As far as fertility goes, according to Masters & Johnson, the mortality rate amongst Gobbos is so high (with all the adventurers slaughtering them constantly) that once you've got a lovely little Greenskin lass "hot to trot" as they say, you're guaranteed a litter of bawling gremlins quicker than you can say "Minas Morghul".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll retire to the den and shoot myself.

I should of specified cross-species fertility, not just verility. There just seems less d&d precedence for half gobbo's.
 

Intresting... This idea would be great for my next bunch of BBEGs. A field obssessed in spreading his evil seed all over the world. His children would become powerful leaders as well as his puppets.

Hmm... sounds like an H-anime.

Then it turns out that one of the PCs is actually his son/daughter. He/she is forced to battle against his/her inherent dark nature while fighting his/her father and siblings. Moral quandries and everything.

Also, the Fiend actually loves all of his children so...

Sounds like my favorite kinda game.
 


Voobaha said:
Well, um...

Okay.

How about flowers? Goblins love flowers. A decorated Rat-on-a-stick works well too.

I'd follow this up with dinner and a movie--nothing too extreme. Try a date friendly movie like "Finding Nemo" or "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle". Charlie's Angels might be better 'cause you wouldn't have to translate as much into Goblin.

Then go back to the cave for drinks. I'd put on a Hefneresque smoking jacket and a Luther Van Dross CD or maybe Sade'.

As far as fertility goes, according to Masters & Johnson, the mortality rate amongst Gobbos is so high (with all the adventurers slaughtering them constantly) that once you've got a lovely little Greenskin lass "hot to trot" as they say, you're guaranteed a litter of bawling gremlins quicker than you can say "Minas Morghul".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll retire to the den and shoot myself.

You can't go wrong with Barry White. ;)

After some thought, I've decided not to point out how sick this thread no is given what "Gobbo" means in Glaswegian...
 

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