Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death

[reveal]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=1

 

[DragonSword]

"I mean, we're not saying alcohol, fatigue, poor vehicle maintenance, and driver error didn't play their parts—but mainly, that driver was a goddamn ."

Classic!

 

[ReignMan]

And I said the light saber guy's were stupid. This ones even better, definatley a Darwin candidate!

 

[reveal]

And I said the light saber guy's were stupid. This ones even better, definatley a Darwin candidate!

Um, you do realize this is the Onion and is satire, right? :\

 

[jonesy]

And I said the light saber guy's were stupid. This ones even better, definatley a Darwin candidate!

If it were true you mean?

 

[DragonSword]

If it were true you mean?

...and he makes the save!

 

[ReignMan]

Was unfamiliar with onions!

Except your garden variety ones..

This could have been true but only in America - I have seen a woman painting her toenails while smoking and driving with her feet on the I75!

 

[jonesy]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=3516

"New York City police commissioner Howard Safir issued a formal apology Monday for the accidental shooting- clubbing- stabbing- firebombing- choking- impaling- electrocution- lethal- injection death of a 38-year-old Jamaican immigrant in the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn."

 

[mojo1701]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=3516

"New York City police commissioner Howard Safir issued a formal apology Monday for the accidental shooting- clubbing- stabbing- firebombing- choking- impaling- electrocution- lethal- injection death of a 38-year-old Jamaican immigrant in the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn."

That one's iffy.

 

[Henry]

Those are definitely on the Grandma-unfriendly and political side of things. Thread closed.