(IR) 4th ooc-thread of the 5th IR

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Eluvan: (Private)

[sblock]I can offer you assistance in this IR, and a direction if you desire as well-something more than a simple non-aggression pact to be united in. Respond to this if you're interested. I'm short on time today (making my own template!, heh) or I'd maket his a longer, IC post, so I hope you don't mind.[/sblock]

 

[James Heard]

Personally I'd prefer that the sexuality be strictly PG-13, but that's more because I don't know anyone here. Besides, I don't need to know how Vecna gets his ya-yas, and I don't need to squick anyone out by writing gnome kink out in explicit detail. Part of the reason I participate in the forums that I do is because they're nothing I'd be embarrassed about if my twelve year old daughter came up behind me and started to read.

 

[Edena_of_Neith]

The typical drow would subject elves to the Endless Death (being tortured while wearing a Ring of Regeneration) then after centuries of this, grant them Morganti death if possible (the blade devours the soul, so no Arborea afterlife.)

Eclavdra is different in several ways.
One, she knows Lolth desires the worship of elves. What is important to Lolth, is important to Eclavdra.
Two, Eclavdra sees potential in elves as great clerics, warriors, wizards, and otherwise. What a mighty Race of Darkness they would make, if only they could be made to see it!
Three, Eclavdra thrills at the prospect of having elves as her slaves.
Fourth, Eclavdra wonders: Just how well do elves stack up against drow? Perhaps they should be pitted against drow, and let the better woman win. That is the Way of Lolth.

If none of this sounds nice or pleasant, don't expect too much loftiness out of Eclavdra. Not unless you stick a Helm of Opposition on her. She is, after all, a Dark Elf.

 

[James Heard]

A typical gnome would subject both drow and elf within their nefarious clutches to warm muffins, endless prattering about obscure sports, eternally and maddeningly try to get either to "meet my sister Ferga, she's got a great personality", and occasionally wound their intestinal fortitude with spicy sausages and bitter brown beer.

Zagyg is different in several ways. One, he's very tall for a gnome. Two, his sisters are all long dead. Three, he's already got Murlynd to bother. And Murlynd suffers more broadly and generously than any mortal - and he's a Paladin besides, and Paladins LIKE to suffer. Maybe if the drow all agree to be Paladins of Zagyg though, maybe Zagyg will feed them muffins and start resurrecting his family.

 

[Creamsteak]

See, this is why illithids are less evil than drow AND gnomes. All they do is claim their inherent superiority and eat brains. It seems so simple by contrast.

 

[Kalanyr]

And people have problems with the elven superioty complex.

 

[James Heard]

Here, have a muffin.

 

[Creamsteak]

Don't mind if I do. You know, you could get a real market in the illithid areas with "brain muffins." Sort of like a bran muffin, with an extra bit of I. Or was it eye? Who knows anymore.

 

[Airwhale]

Template in!

 

[Rikandur Azebol]

I'd just like to point out that, while others are enjoying this game by pouring immense effort and creativity into their playing style, I'm enjoying this game without having made any complex plans. I haven't done any plotting, and I did relatively little in the 3rd IR, and still enjoyed it. As for a well defined plan... nah, not I.

Your mileage may vary, but I'm having fun with no Machiavellian scheming.

And with no further ado, let me insert my first sinister scheme...

To Edena, Eluvan, and Rikandur Azebol (Private)

[sblock]Actually, there's no scheming here. I just feel left out with all the other secret notes flying around, so I'm gonna pass one too, so I can fit in with all the cool kids. How's it going, guys?[/sblock]

To Uvenelei (Private):
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Could You imagine ? Iuz have too smalll forces to invade whole world at one, sigh ... life is so unfair. Besides it, all is cool and he get granddaughter and new girlfriend.
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Edena, my template was posted from two reasons:
1) My cat fled somewhere, and explaining my sinister schemes only to Serpenteye isn't giving enough satisfaction.
2) I think that new Players might needed rough guide about how to build up Template, and that's less important reason behind it. My template is Sblocked just to save space.
And I need people to laugh from my poor jokes too.

James, muffins made of powdered bones are one of the Iuz's favorite beakfast snacks. And are top sale among his Ogre soldiers. Warm one twice caused clan wars among Ogres, almost ...

Eluvan, I guess ... You are right. I were muleheaded enough to waste half the weekend in just reading the rules again and again until I get them into the little finger. They are simple and elastic enough, that You may ignore them completly and just write what Your poor Paladin King is going to order his folks to do.
I pity him, because his closest Neighbourn is Iuz, and Fuoryndians HATE him. And vice versa. But don't expect mercy or pity from Iuz. He know concepts, he read Book of Exalted Deeds, but disbelives everything. he know better from personal experience.