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Is it just me, or are the Olsen twins starting to resemble liches?


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Standing theory my wife and I have about the Olsen twins. They hit 18 and are no longer jailbait and the obsession with them will disappear. Soon they will be doing twin incest lesbian porno for Larry Flynt or even better some random schlub porn director who utilizes his "casting couch" to the fullest.

Hagen
 

Maybe not liches per say...

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(in fact, I think they look like skinny manga girls :\)

AR
 




the Jester said:
You want a lich, take a look at Dick Clark. Undead fella hasn't changed in like 50 years.
Better yet, Keith Richards.

It's amazing what draining all of your blood and replacing it with a complete transfusion will do for your lifespan.

(Man, am I in a mood tonight or what..?)
 

Ranger REG said:
The same could be said of Calista Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle.
As could the 'lich' bit, too. I don't find any of the above to be particularly appealing.

There is a happy medium between lichdom and looking like a damaged can of dough if your shirt and pants part.
 

The "anorexia chic" appeal is filthy and disgusting.
Amen. Skinny can be attractive on some women, but as soon as you begin to see the ribs sticking out when they aren't stretching in some way, then a line has been crossed.

And yes, once they hit 18 and become legal, they will either disappear from the public radar and appear on the occasional talk show now and then, become a short-lived twin sister porno team, or go on to continue being the sisterly duo that everyone knows exists but doesn't really give a damn about except for a group of devoted fans. I prefer the former.
 
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