D&D General Is Your DM Out to Get You? [Humor]

Is Your DM Out to Get You?

  • Yes, of course. It's in the rulebook I think, under "fiat."

    Votes: 6 13.3%
  • Yes, the DM has a personal vendetta against me ever since I killed his dragon.

    Votes: 6 13.3%
  • Yes. The DM is worried I might have more fun than them.

    Votes: 4 8.9%
  • Yes. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, ya know.

    Votes: 11 24.4%
  • Yes. The DM told me "no" once, what more evidence do you need?

    Votes: 8 17.8%
  • I'm clicking "no" but I'm nodding "yes."

    Votes: 11 24.4%
  • (crosses fingers) No, my DM isn't out to get me. (wink)

    Votes: 4 8.9%
  • I don't have a DM, but if I did, they would be out to get me.

    Votes: 3 6.7%
  • I am the DM, and yes, I'm out to get you.

    Votes: 28 62.2%

I like big crits and delight when NPCs score them against PCs. At my last session, the Warlock NPC fired off two eldritch blasts at the Sorcerer and scored two criticals. Tears of joy!!
 

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On the other hand, once when I was a player, I had a DM who straight-out told us he considered the game a chess match between him and his players and would have probably had us roll to avoid getting killed by falling branches while walking through the forest if I hadn't preemptively mentioned that I walked through the entire forest with my shield held over my head to avoid being killed by falling branches because I knew he'd probably try it, lolol.
I once had a lightsaber, and the DM literally had me roll to see if I tripped going up some stairs. I fumbled and killed another player with the saber.

I did not come back next session.
 

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