It might've been too long since you last gamed if...

[jedavis]

you can't find your dicebag in your (smallish) dorm room, despite half an hour of searching...

 

[Stormonu]

...Your rulebook has red covers.

 

[Dice4Hire]

your last game was at Gencon.


This has gotta be true for someone.

 

[Stormonu]

...Your last character was written on an Armory character sheet.

 

[Razjah]

....Even the GM can't remember what happened in the last session.

 

[MinistryOfGame]

...you have slept.

 

[Wycen]

...you have a dream that you are taking someone to the hospital and the doctor will only accept payment in dice. And the the doctor is Dr. Gene Scott.

 

[nai_cha]

...you hunt for missing dice for days, then realise you left them in another country.

 

[Dice4Hire]

... you have forgotten how to roll dice.

... you have forgotten which are the 'lucky' or 'bad' dice.

 

[samursus]

You say to your friends "Let's play us some D&D!"

They say "OK, which edition?"

You say "Edition??"