Its a conspiratorial plot by Canada!

[Ryujin]

I thought I heard whispers of war with the United states to assist either Russia or China to take over our land.

And I'd heard about a bloodless coup involving the trading of oil, the recipe for poutine, and Phil Kessel for their Olympic hockey team, since China already owns your land.

 

[Scott DeWar]

China has not won yet! there is still too much fight in us!

you Canukski!

 

[Ryujin]

China has not won yet! there is still too much fight in us!

you Canukski!

But foreclosure is such an effective capitalist tool

 

[Scott DeWar]

This is MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!