Jack Chick found playing D&D!

[reveal]

Jack Chick, writer of the groundbreaking "Dark Dungeons" Chick tract, has recently been found playing Dungeons and Dragons in his friend Petey's basement.

"Yeah, I admit it," Chick admitted. "I was just mad that my 24th level Wizard was critted by a Balor. I mean, what are the odds Petey could roll 3 20's in a row! I still think he cheated."

Chick continued, "I guess the cat's out of the bag now. I think my next tract will be about the evils of third edition and how it bastardizes the wholesomeness of 'OD&D'."

Spoiler

APRIL FOOLS!

 

[diaglo]

diaglo --- Hook --- Line ---- Sinker...

 

[reveal]

diaglo --- Hook --- Line ---- Sinker...

 

[Captain NeMo]

I'd love it if it were true.

 

[Committed Hero]

my Lord chick is a butthead.

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

my Lord chick is a butthead.

Hmm. I am uncertain whether to read this as:

"My lord! Chick is a butthead."

--or--

"My lord, Chick, is a butthead."

I vote for the second, as it is funnier! Committed Hero is obviously, therefore, a commie-plant, and shall be disposed of right off!

 

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Chick continued, "I guess the cat's out of the bag now. I think my next tract will be about the evils of third edition and how it bastardizes the wholesomeness of 'OD&D'."

Um... Chick is diaglo?

Damn, that makes more sense now...

Tyler, who's hat of any version of D&D that isn't d02 know no limit...

 

[BOZ]

hmm hmm hehh hehh hehh hmm hmm

Butthead is a chick? hehh hehh hehh hmm hehh

Yeah, yeah, cool!

 

[Mystery Man]

diaglo --- Hook --- Line ---- Sinker...

I must admit to briefly forgetting what day it was before clicking.

 

[Jdvn1]

... No, you didn't know Chick used to play D&D? Here's an article at CNN that talks about it.