[JOKE] Paraprosdokians

[Legatus Legionis]

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[Dannyalcatraz]

And of course, the old classic from Uncle Miltie: “Take my wife...please!”

 

[Dioltach]

"A friend in need is a friend to avoid."

 

[Nutation]

And of course, the old classic from Uncle Miltie: “Take my wife...please!”

Henny Youngman, the classic one-liner.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Dannyalcatraz]

Henny Youngman, the classic one-liner.

Thank you for correcting my brain fart!