Jokes

[Robin Hoodlum]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?


To get to the other slide.

 

[Random Bystander]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?


To get to the other slide.

"We're standing out here at the site of a massive protest. Apparently, KFC was ok; chickenburgers were fine, chicken sandwiches ok, but the current issue has the crowd in an uproar...How did you put it?" You see the commentator offer the microphone to a protestor.

"BOK! BOCK BOC BOC BOK BOCK BOC BOKK!"

"And that's our correspondent at the site of the latest protest. Apparently, chickens world-wide are fuming mad over what they call, quote, an insult to chicken dignity and freedom, end quote. They say that no other demographic in any free country regularly has its motives questioned for something as simple as crossing the street. We'll have live updates as the story unfolds."