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Just for fun, what monsters would make the best bards?


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olshanski

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A: Monstrous beatles!
B: A wolf from the steppes riding a magic carpet.
C: Dire Chipmunks (Alvin Simon Theodore)
D: The Eagles
E: The Byrds
F: Gorillaz
G: a junior Dinosaur


How about a material?
AdamAnt-ine?
 

Dannyalcatraz

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In that vein, we have:

Scorpions
Wasp(s)
Elf (R.I.P., RJD)
Skid Ropers
Bulettes for my Valentine
Djinn Blossoms
(Chromatic/Metallic) Dragonforce
Killer Dwarfs
The Pixies
Dire (Animal) Straits
Dash Rip Rakshasha
L.A. Dragonnes
Roc Bottom Choir

...not to mention Vampire Weekend and Siouxie and the Banshees...
 
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Noumenon

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This thread turned out just as hilarious as I hoped. The one that appealed to my sense of humor most was "Gelatinous Cube (if it engulfed a Bard)." A Devourer could do well at the duet thing. Or how about a mimic -- the party comes across a player piano, playing itself, and doesn't even realize they're being fascinated by bardic music?
 




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