Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
Why is it drunks feel the need to go for a drive? I'll never understand. One night while gaming, one of us got totally wasted. He couldn't even stand. What does he decide to do? Go for a drive. I can't remember where he wanted to go but he had to go. We made a game out of hiding his keys. We tossed them around the room and made him chase after them.