Khan's Rule for Prostitution and D&D

[Khan the Warlord]

Well, unlike so many others that read about prositution not being highlighted in the Book of Vile Darkness, I was really disappointed.

So, I bring to everyone's attention my own dedication to D&D prostitution:

/me places a sign around his neck stating, "Will make sweet monkey love for d20 product."

So, to all of you wealthy ladies out there, to all the female gamers, or just those not satisfied with the hubby anymore and have access to his extensive RPG collection: Bring me your books!

Considering my expensive habit of collecting every rpg-related product I can, I even received the wifey's blessing in this endeavor!

Come one, come all!



(In all seriousness, this is my little effort to bring humor to all those involved in the highly-debated BoVD thread.)

 

[barsoomcore]

Oh sure, Ha Ha, that's really funny. So now when Soccer Mom comes across this message it'll be on CNN in a flash and the whole world will think that D&D gamers are married prostitutes who make sweet love to monkeys.

And mothers will unite around the world, crying out, "D&D is turning our sons into married men!"

That's it. It's all over now. Way to go, Khan. Way to destroy our hobby. It will never recover from this blow, I'm sure.

 

[EricNoah]

*snif*

You made Grandma cry...

 

[Darth Biere]

ROMANCE IN GAMES

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric, Barsoomcore, that was just the funniest thing I just read!
I laughed for ten minutes. Praise be to good humor and beer, lots of beer!!!

 

[Grazzt]

You are one screwed up person Khan... but we still love ya

 

[Henry]

*snif*

You made Grandma cry...

Every time Grandma cries, an angel gets his wings...

er, no, wait...

 

[Xarlen]

Y'know, what's funny is, this actually came up in the last session of my game.

 

[derverdammte]

You, too?

You know, I actually *use* those encounter tables from the 1e DMG, too. I've had a lot of fun with nasty-ass crack hos aggressively trying to drum up business with the PCs.

 

[Wycen Adamantite]

Sorry, but TSR has already covered this subject. Here are the details: http://www.bariaur.com/prostitution.html

 

[Xarlen]

Well, actually, the party was trying to meet up and get info from a gang leader, who's gang is in the docks.

The rogue dressed up as a whore, and went in tossing around the password. She was approached by a man of a little better hygiene (Something she mentioned in conversation to some foul men). Well, after they conversed, money was exchanged... He turned out to be a sea captain.

She went along with it, going...uh... Deep undercover. If she'd backed out, or the other PCs swooped in to save her, it would've blown their cover.