Kirin Samidare, still winless, seeks opponent! (on hold)

[Ciaran]

In a small village in Xia-Xiang Province, sluggish farmers and merchants turn in the heat of the afternoon to watch a young vagabond overturn a cart and jump atop it. "I seek battle!" he shouts, "and I hope there is someone in this village who will give it to me! Preferably someone other than a gelatinous cube or a ninja! Come, who will fight me?"

From underneath, a piteous voice cries out, "hey! my cart!"

 

[Ciaran]

Irritably, Samidare shatters one of the cart's wheels with a single kick. Splintered bits of wood soar over the heads of the crowd. "Come on!" he shouts. "Will someone fight me? I cannot believe that you are all such cowards. I challenge you all! Come now, show some spine and fight!"

 

[Sabaron]

A small, ugly man dressed in green runs toward you. "I'm Eilan 'Hammer of the Clouds' Cooger, world's greediest leprechaun, but I'm in a fight right now!"

Eilan continues running. A huge fat man lumbers after him.

 

[Ciaran]

"Where do you think you are going? I want a fight, damn you! I insist upon it! Come back here!!"

 

[Ciaran]

Samidare jumps up and down on the cart, his face red with rage. "None of you are fighting me. Why won't you fight me? Why are you all so mean?!"

From underneath the cart, a piteous voice says, "ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!"