blargney the second
blargney the minute's son
I sprang a fun little ambush on my PCs the other day
A doppelganger impersonating the captain of their mercenary band came aboard while the real captain was out getting supplies. He brought a lizardman passenger on board with him, then ordered them to set sail. (Leaving the real slim shady behind.)
A few days up the coast, he ordered four of the mercs to undertake a mission a day's march inland. The players happily walked off, got to the destination, only to find out that there was nothing there.
Meanwhile, back on the ship... (At this point, I had the players pick up the character sheets for the other four characters left on the boat. Much dismay!)
The halfling scout on lookout duty spotted four enormous translucent tentacles clamber up the sides of the ship. He hollered a warning just as four kobolds came spewing out of the tubes onto the deck. The gnome druid and her riding dog reacted quickly, dropping one of the kobolds with a well-placed sneak attack. (She rolled high enough to go through its 18 hit points in one round!)
Smelling blood, the other kobolds went into a feeding frenzy, changing into hybrid were-sharks and entering a fit of rage. (Did I mention they were barbarians?
) The players had a round of attacks.
Player: "I do 12 damage."
Me: "You piss it off."
Player: "What? They're *kobolds*!"
Me: "Amongst other things..."
The lizardman cast Produce Flame on himself, leaving the PCs in doubt as to whether he was an enemy or an ally. A massive merrow then came up through a tube and landed on deck. Next round on his turn, the lizardman blasted the gnome druid, almost ruining the summon spell she was casting.
Me to druid's player: "Do you expect the lizardman to shoot you?"
Player: "WHAT?!?"
Me: "Yay, you're surprised! What's your flat-footed Touch AC?"
The real fun came when the "captain" came out of his quarters beside one of the PCs.
Me to player: "Do you expect the captain to punch you?"
Him: "WHAT?!?"
Me: "Yay, you're surprised! I get to do sneak attack damage!"
(This player is the other DM for this campaign. Earlier that day I'd asked him to stat up a captain 5 levels higher than the PCs. At this point, he went to get his migraine medicine.
He eventually twigged that his captain didn't DO sneak attack damage.)
The dire jellyfish submarine ship was actually my Mom's idea. We were on the airplane, and she asked what I was doing...
Good times!
-blarg
A doppelganger impersonating the captain of their mercenary band came aboard while the real captain was out getting supplies. He brought a lizardman passenger on board with him, then ordered them to set sail. (Leaving the real slim shady behind.)
A few days up the coast, he ordered four of the mercs to undertake a mission a day's march inland. The players happily walked off, got to the destination, only to find out that there was nothing there.
Meanwhile, back on the ship... (At this point, I had the players pick up the character sheets for the other four characters left on the boat. Much dismay!)
The halfling scout on lookout duty spotted four enormous translucent tentacles clamber up the sides of the ship. He hollered a warning just as four kobolds came spewing out of the tubes onto the deck. The gnome druid and her riding dog reacted quickly, dropping one of the kobolds with a well-placed sneak attack. (She rolled high enough to go through its 18 hit points in one round!)
Smelling blood, the other kobolds went into a feeding frenzy, changing into hybrid were-sharks and entering a fit of rage. (Did I mention they were barbarians?
) The players had a round of attacks.Player: "I do 12 damage."
Me: "You piss it off."
Player: "What? They're *kobolds*!"
Me: "Amongst other things..."
The lizardman cast Produce Flame on himself, leaving the PCs in doubt as to whether he was an enemy or an ally. A massive merrow then came up through a tube and landed on deck. Next round on his turn, the lizardman blasted the gnome druid, almost ruining the summon spell she was casting.
Me to druid's player: "Do you expect the lizardman to shoot you?"
Player: "WHAT?!?"
Me: "Yay, you're surprised! What's your flat-footed Touch AC?"
The real fun came when the "captain" came out of his quarters beside one of the PCs.
Me to player: "Do you expect the captain to punch you?"
Him: "WHAT?!?"
Me: "Yay, you're surprised! I get to do sneak attack damage!"
(This player is the other DM for this campaign. Earlier that day I'd asked him to stat up a captain 5 levels higher than the PCs. At this point, he went to get his migraine medicine.
He eventually twigged that his captain didn't DO sneak attack damage.)The dire jellyfish submarine ship was actually my Mom's idea. We were on the airplane, and she asked what I was doing...
Good times!
-blarg

