Aberzanzorax
Hero
Gelatinous Cube = Spongebob Squarepants
Gelatinous Cube = Spongebob Squarepants
"So, your Godsworn Stabmaster figures out that the Wanderweave Greedypants is really an Evilmaking Freedomtaker? What do you do?"
An bit OT, but I think a big part of why these are bad is simply because we are not used to them. As a non-native English speaker, some of the monster names started out completely ridiculous, but after being exposed to them for years they become quite acceptable.