"Laming up" non-compound monster names!

[Dannyalcatraz]

Not so much WotC as we, the ENWorlders, I would think.

 

[Cyronax]

So ... you're saying WotC needs more Lamename Lousymonsters?

Yeah Olgar, that was my implication.

Probably a bad zombie thread.

 

[TarionzCousin]

From the 4E Monster Manual 3:

• Derro = Grayskin Grumpydwarf
  
• Frog = Slimyskin Ribbetmouther
  
• Hag = Vilefey Nastynag
  
• Imix = Ragingfire Awesome AngryDude
  
• Intellect Devourer = Brain with Legs.
  
• Kuo-Toa = Gapingmaw Fishflailer
  
• Mind Flayer = Tentaclelip Brainmuncher
  
• Minotaur = Massive Moo-man
  
• Nymph = Walking STD.
  
• Ogre = Halitosis Dumbass

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Titanic, eh?

Wasn't that the ship sunk by the Seastalker IceDemon?

 

[Cyronax]

From the 4E Monster Manual 3:

• Ogre = Halitosis Dumbass

Classic monster re-served. Great name. I tried giving XP, but it said I had to spread some around.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Well I miss the lame names.

Sorry to hear that, Champ.

This particular article on naming dinosaurs might help ease away the pain.

It's actually pretty good guidelines for naming most things.

 

[innerdude]

Leopleurodon = WaterFey Unicorn-Innard Stealer

 

[The Shaman]

Barenippled Fanservant

The better to care for my Bloodengorged Manbits.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Don't you mean Manpantsicorn?


('cause Purple Worm was already taken)