Last Game Session...

[Mark Chance]

The party entered the cavern. The DM carefully explained the many features therein.

Vlad the Cleric: "What is the stone made out of?"

Everyone stares at Vlad, blinking confusedly.

Furious the Lizard Folk: "Oak."

After much laughter at Vlad's expense, including Yakuza almost spraying drink through his nostrils, the adventure resumed.

 

[haiiro]

I'm most intrigued by a game where the PCs are named Vlad, Furious and Yakuza.

 

[Mark Chance]

I'm most intrigued by a game where the PCs are named Vlad, Furious and Yakuza.

Not to mention Tori the Paladin, Blume the Cleric, and Iele the Drow.

And that we often refer to Yakuza as Shibooty.

 

[Arc]

Not to mention Tori the Paladin, Blume the Cleric, and Iele the Drow.

And that we often refer to Yakuza as Shibooty.

Somehow, I can see far too many jokes revolving around "Blame the Cleric"

 

[Kalendraf]

Vlad the Cleric: "What is the stone made out of?"

Had someone in my group asked that question, no one would have laughed. There's nothing wrong with that question as posed. A better way to phrase it would perhaps be "What kind of stone is it?" or "What type of minerals is this stone comprised of?" Of course, my weekly gaming group is comprised entirely of folks with science, com-sci and engineering degrees, so they're bound to be curious.

 

[DaveStebbins]

Vlad the Cleric: "What is the stone made out of?"

Had a moment like that in my last session too. I had described a room in a fortress the PCs were exploring. One of the items I described in the room was a body, face-down on the floor.

So, after I'm done, one player (the guy who just got his PhD!) pipes up with, "So, is the dead guy alive?"

He'll never live that one down...

 

[pogre]

One time I described an extraordinarily ugly thug NPC and my brother says -
"Maybe this is the paladin we are looking for."

Thus the legend of the ugly paladin was born!

 

[ironmani]

My party was in a magically sealed vault facing a bad gal who was going to kick our arses all over the room. I asked, "Is there a window in here?"
As I got blank looks I quickly stated, "You know so maybe I could tackle her out thru the window?"
Dm, "Uh...its a vault."
Me "So I guess thats a no on the windows huh."
Still havent lived that one down.

 

[Malar]

ambushed

We were fighting a band of backstabbing Gargoyles using dust of dissaperance. The fighter could track them by smell, but the rest of the party were continuously hit by sneak attacks.

My psion decided to cast null psionics field. "Maybe they will become visible.."
Of course, his inertial armour, dancing shield and all other stuff suddenly ceased to work. The gargoyles became visible allright, but my psion died that same round. Now they had to hit AC 12 instead of 35..

I'll never get over that blunder.