LE vs. N: Lawful Evil Victorious!

[PJSlavner]

githUgulu-San, trying to compensate with his greatsword, swings and hits! (rolled 17) Wow. githUgulu-San inflicts 12 points of damage, seriously rupturing the ant's thorax. The ant is at -6 HP and dying.

githUgulu-San, you have a round before the next Neutral comes out.

 

[Gansk]

Actually, the githyanki gets a free move only if it kills on an AoO or a readied attack on the opponent's move. Send in the next clown, PJSlavner.

 

[ugulu]

Most honorable ant goes down like the yen on a bad day. g.U.s. sheathes his sword, then moves to 75N 5E while drawing his bow.

 

[PJSlavner]

Sorry about that, Gansk. The Neutral goes first.

What looks like a pile of dark mud in the shape of the upper half of a malformed humanoid glorps into the arena. It oozes itself to 100N40E.

g.U.s., you are still at 105N15E with your sword in hand and bow at your feet. I am sorry about the error. NOW it is your round.

 

[ugulu]

No problem. g.U.s., disgusted with the uncalled-for glorping, charges to 100N 35E and takes a mighty chop.

 

[PJSlavner]

You hit! (rolled 19+2=21 for charge) for 8 points of damage. Your sword starts hissing, but you manage to shake the goop off in time (rolled Reflex save 12). The glorpy mass has 3 HP left.

Glorp lashes out with a misshapen fist and hits (rolled 20) for 8 points of bludgeoning and 1 point of acid damage. g.U.s. is at -3 HP and dying.

Next for LE is a duergar (dwarf) (EPH). The duergar is the same as in the MM, except its spell-like abilities are psionic abilities with different names (but same effects).

 

[ugulu]

Laughing derisively at the moving sludge, Drek the Duergar strides to 20N 15E and fires his light crossbow at the mound.

 

[PJSlavner]

Laughing derisively is not good for you. Drek (are you aware of what that means in Serbo-Croat?) misses (rolled a 9-2=7 for long range).

The sludge quickly oozes over to 30N30E. Go ahead, Drek.

 

[ugulu]

Drek was being tortured by Illithids during Serbo-Croat lessons, so (perhaps fortunately) he's not aware. He steps to 25N 20E, then loads and fires his crossbow.

 

[PJSlavner]

Well, let me just say that the sludge looks like what the word Drek means.

Drek's arrow whizzes by (rollled an 8). The sludge moves to 30N25E and takes a swing, hitting solidly (rolled natural 20, but 11 on crit roll) for 6 points of bludgeoning damage and 2 points of acid damage. Drek is at 1 HP (toughness proves useful, after all).

Drek's move.