LE vs. N: Lawful Evil Victorious!

[Infiniti2000]

Pip's eyes widen. "Impressive. Most impressive." He nudges the dwarf in the ribs, "Quattro's a real pro, ain't he?"

 

[PJSlavner]

Quattro only misses with its horn, inflicting 24 points of damage. The DW has 24 HP remaining. (Better watch out or DW's big brother Arthur is coming for you.) Quattro cannot get a hold on DW.

Round 409 (or round 1109): DW tries to bite Quattro's head off, but will have to settle for 17 points of damage. Quattro only hits with one claw and bite, for 11. Quattro has 17 HP remaining, and DW has 13 HP remaining.

Round 410 (1110): DW bites for 15. Quattro hits with everything but one claw for 14. DW is dying. Quattro has 2 HP remaining, and is at 0N15E15Z.

Round 411: A wooden shed (3' x 5', 10' tall) hobbles into the arena to 0N100E. Quattro can see candlelight through the window, and hear voices from inside, although Quattro realizes the voices are not real (rolled Will save 20).

 

[ugulu]

OOC: I take it this is the woodshed that Quattro is to be taken out behind and beaten.

Quattro D.Doors to 0n 100e 25z...then sees if this wood shed continues to lumber about.

 

[PJSlavner]

Round 412: The shed sends out a long, tongue-like pseudopod, hitting (rolled 27) for 6 points of damage. The tongue seems to stick to Quattro. Quattro is at -4 HP and dying, never having a chance to get taken behind the shed. The shed is still at 0N100E.

First in round 413 for Lawful Evil is a dwarf neogi (Lords of Madness). Gansk, the combat is back to you.

 

[ugulu]

Don't have LoM - wth is the shed? Maybe I can run it.

 

[PJSlavner]

It is a young house hunter mimic from the Creature Catalog.

 

[ugulu]

Is there a single creature from the CC that anyone would actually use in a game? It seems like contest to create the most bizarre creature. However, I'm ready to for some wall-to-wall fun.

 

[Gansk]

Round 413:

A spiderlike creature with an eel head and neck, the size of a housecat, steps to 115N0E.

It shouts across the arena in Common, "Hello Mr. Shed, how are you today?"

 

[ugulu]

The shed, while very big, now seems to have a neogi-door at the bottom of it's entryway, which is backlit in a very inviting way. In case the creature cannot see the door too well, the shed lumbers to 20n 80e so it can get a better look.

 

[Gansk]

Round 414:

Doc moves to 115N40E.

In the meantime, he keeps shouting at the shed.

"Ya speak Undercommon, mate?" "Parlez-vous Terran?" "Habla Infernal?" "Sprechen sie Goblin?"