LE vs. N: Lawful Evil Victorious!

[ugulu]

Z steps to 10N 5E and hopes his scimitar will take good advantage of this DEX-less upholstery monstrousity. "I shall cut thee into bolts and sell you as drapes!"

 

[Gansk]

Round 68

Z barely hits! (Rolled 13) 7 points of damage! The rug has 1 hp left.

The rug attempts a grapple. Z misses the AoO! (Rolled 6)

Ruggie grabs hold! (Rolled 14 touch)

 

[ugulu]

I guess you'll have to roll-out the grapple-fest. Since the rug can out-move me, I think tactics would be: get out of grapple (in a perfect world, win the first opposed check), take 5' step, hope AoO takes it down, or it misses and lets me get hew-y with it.

 

[Gansk]

Never mind

According to the 3.5 conversion, I owe Z another point of damage from his scimitar, which is enough to destroy Ruggie in round 68.

A giant ant double moves to 10N20E.

 

[ugulu]

The exuberant Z-man steps back to 10N 0E and readies an action to attack with his scimiatar if the ant comes into range (using his famous Aardvark maneuver).

 

[Gansk]

Round 69

The ant charges to 10N5E. Z's readied attack misses. (Rolled 12)

Ant hits! (Rolled 12+2 for charge = 14) 1 point of damage! Z has 4 hp left.

 

[ugulu]

Hmm...methinks subtlety is lost on this denizen of the cracks in my driveway. Z-man 5' steps to 10N 10E and tries to split some thorax with his scimitar.

 

[Gansk]

Z-man 5' steps to 10N 10E and tries to split some thorax with his scimitar.

10N0E to 10N10E is not a 5 foot step. Is Z jumping over the ant using super Kung Fu tumble?

 

[ugulu]

Doh! Let's try 15N 5E. Z-man is too cool to tumble.

 

[Gansk]

Round 70

Swish! (Rolled 13)

Whiff! (Rolled 6)