Least popular template options

[Sejs]

DM-Favored.

Plot-Invulnerable.

Harmless.

Mostly Harmless.

Mostly Armless.

Half-Halfling.

Half-Half Celestial Gelatinous Cube with Cleric levels.

Pine-Fresh

 

[Slife]

Butterific

Half-ninja

Half gelatinous cube

Tetris-addicted

 

[the Lorax]

Half - Otyugh (with a heart of gold!)

best not to mention his sh*t-eating grin

 

[eris404]

Bilious

 

[Celebrim]

Gummy - Although the template was highly versital, it never seemed to escape the sterotypes.
Action Figure - Although it seemed like a great idea to have templates that reduced the CR of creatues, many DM's realized that this was maybe too much of a good thing when groups of Action Figure Dinosaurs proved to be an insubstantial challenge even for 0 level characters.
Candy Sprinkled - Lost out to the far more popular Pickled and Grilled templates.
Sloshed - The only template ever to applied to the players more often than the characters.
Potted - Seemed to be a natural for plant creatures, but it never got as big as expected and applying the template always proved to be far more trouble than anticipated.
Incontinent - The template never saw much use beyond a few select play test groups before Wizards cut it from the BoVD for space reasons. Oddly, much far less useful material remained.
Half-Hippy - Sometimes a game designer can invest far too much of his own personal life into a template. Does the phrase, 'To much information', mean anything to you?

 

[kenobi65]

Diet.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Half-and-Half. Nice at first, but the experience sours after a while.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Half-baked

(Grumpy sniffs) Most games I'm in have this template.

 

[KaosDevice]

Undead
Berserking
Creme-Filled
Half-Tarrasque

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Chia Pet

Hey, that is a perfect template for a clay golem! (I know, I've used it... )

The Auld Grump, no not joking, it gave the thing a hide bonus...