FATHERHOOD - Father of two now adult children, one who is in a serious long-term relationship and the other is a virginal female of 18 (yes, I'm sure and you're damn right I'm proud! (BTW I know how to hit target with a rifle from very long distances, and I know what parts of the human body a pig won't eat and the animal that will finish those parts. Hint, hint))
And yet, I'd still like to get her phone number...