From the email invite I sent my players.
[sblock]With the group's approval, I'd like to convene an evening of cross-dimensional ass-kicking in Rio de Janeiro. The city is wracked with its own little war as once-rival drug gangs band together in a crime spree, ambushing drivers, detonating buses, blocking roads out of the city, and targeting government authorities, as retaliation against the military police's crack down in the slums. In 4 years we might have an awesome World Cup, but right now, it's pandemonium.
And into that chaos arrives a dark pantheon of deities, bent on conquering this world and messing the place up like a teenaged gamer with irresponsible parents, taking a joy ride through New Vegas with the cheat codes on. Yes, bored with trying to seize pansy-ass worlds like Toril and Oerth, Lolth, demon queen of the drow, has decided to aim for the brass ring. One planet knows how to really f*** things up, and that's Earth. You just don't get this quality of genocide and righteous war on planes where the gods actually show up and talk to people and there are spells to tell you, 'yes, the people with the red eyes actually are evil.' If you really want to get a nice murder tsunami going, check out the solar system, third rock from the melting-our-ice-caps-hope-you-enjoy-melanoma sun.
To blot out the aforementioned sun, the evil league of evil needs to destroy eight wonders of the world. And it's not just the drow trying to one-up Michael Bay in the realm of monument snuff film; half the evil gods in the multiverse are converging on Terra Firma to get their slice of cake. How do you know this? You've got f***ing gods telling you your s***; who cares that it doesn't make any sense!
You're not the only group of epic level heroes looking to pick a fight with the denizens of hell, but you're the ones who decided Rio's pretty nice this time of year; let's go defend that statue of Jesus up on the mountain. So pick your characters, select Brazil as your stage, and don't try any of that cheap Blanka stunlock s***, or I'll stick you into a tube of tires, murder your wife in front of you, and set you on fire, then light a joint on your corpse!
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YouTube - Tropa de Elite - Brasil
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The fight took place in a Rio de Janeiro favela, with lots of buildings and steep ledges. I got a nice little ambush on the party's druid, and had fun with Vhaeraun stealing a PC's magic belt and dropping a grenade in his pocket, but the heroes rallied and slew the gods who were prompting all the urban warfare.
I learned that epic level is a little crazy, but I think I managed to balance stuff fairly well. I probably should have given folks a single attack that does big damage, instead of two attacks that do less damage. For one thing, rolling four attack and damage rolls was too slow. For another, it had weird interactions.
Like Ring of Circling Fangs, which deals 10 damage whenever they're bloodied and someone adjacent attacks them; or the revenant swordmage's combo that let him stay conscious and have resist 30 and insubstantial when he was at 0 hp or below. If I'd made one big attack, I could have hurt him, but since it was two smaller attacks they got completely negated.
The aura I gave Selvetarm got completely forgotten by mid-combat. By itself, it wasn't that complicated, but when in tandem with the Demonweb Dreadnoughts I designed, people's brains started to hurt. Man, they hated those guys.
I also had some fun with a pair of riot-shield phalanxes, which I statted as minion swarms, named Tropa de Elite after the action movie of the same name set in Rio. They were mind-controlled by Selvetarm and mostly acted as mobile annoyances.
It was only a level 31 encounter vs. a level 30 party, and they only used one daily attack and one daily utility. Plus a lot of healing surges.
Next fight is against Kiaransalee and Ghaunadar. Then Lolth herself, whom I fully intend to modify so she'll provide an interesting encounter for the PCs.