Looking for a d20 Modern storyline...Check Reuters!

[Queen_of_Hearts]

For a twisted looked at modern life, let me suggest the following articles:

Iranian rogue swindled by sorcerer:
http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1694491

Attack of the dire squirrel
http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1694441

Naga Fireballs of Thailand
http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1613089

Rocs in alaska
http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1597817

Forget remove disease, carry duct tape:
http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1579512

How to play a NE druid in d20 Modern
http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1566124

Undead and the fine arts
http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1573011

 

[bwgwl]

ha! these are wonderful! thanks for bringing them to the boards.

Colin Booty, a senior scientific officer in the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said it was very unusual for a squirrel to behave like this.

i am so naming my first d20 Modern character Colin Booty.

 

[Paragon Badger]

Local resident Blanche Kellye said the problem was not funny. "Everyone round here is living in fear...it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again."

Squirrel Nutkin would be crushed!

 

[Kilmore]

Iranian rogue swindled by sorcerer:
http://www.reuters.com/news_article...StoryID=1694491

What an idiot. Didn't he know that snatching money counted as an attack? No wonder they saw him!

 

[ninthcouncil]

The Dire Squirrel is no more, unfortunately. The little girl's grandad shot it (seems reasonable enough to me).

You'd be amazed how much attention this got in the news here. I think the journos were particularly taken by the name of the town involved - Knutsford.....